Rurouni-dom Until Further Notice

July 7th, 2008


I’ve been sleeping on a couch half my size for the past seven nights. The good news is that the coming week promises an actual-factual mattress; the sad news is that my excitement over this prospect is depressingly immense. My body has yet to comment.

itsubun has dubbed me a wandering rurouni and it’s a spot-on anime analogy for my current nomadic existence (sans the epic samurai skill0rz and fawning bitches). I’m flitting from one friend’s house to the next until I venture off to pastures huh huh yeah dude green in Amsterdam on the 15th, after which I’m going home until September. The going home bit is when I’ll actually have access to anime and the time to write about it. I can’t explain how much I’m looking forward to this.

So, this is your standard ‘not dead, certainly not on hiatus’ stopgap post. Sorry for not having the imagination to compensate, but destitution is a surprising time-consumer. As is melodrama (this post took me, like, ten minutes to write, seriously). Anyhow: plz standby, BRB.

Naruto’s Still Got It [Epic Lulz & Shameless Filler]

June 26th, 2008

Normal blogging will resume when I have a house. And some money. And a job.

FUCK YOU, LIFE CHANGE. FUCK YOU.

Ranka Winehouse [Macross Frontier]

June 3rd, 2008

Hige
I wish Macross F didn’t have the love-triangle element to it

IKnight
But then they’d have to call it just Frontier

Hige
Ha

IKnight
Is it just being poorly handled, or would the show definitely be better without it?

Hige
It’s nothing as directly offensive as either of those… it’s just completely pedestrian
And Sheryl is rapidly turning into a nice character
When she should be a diva bitch

IKnight
Hmm. I tend not to think too hard about how good these shows are, but I suppose F is a bit by-the-numbers all round. Though wouldn’t it be interesting if Ranka turned out to be a bitch and we had a SHERYL END?

Hige
I agree - I’m not expecting Macross to be anything other than itself. The love triangle merely feels unnecessary when other story elements could use the screen time better
Especially when it’s so generic
If Ranka hit it big and developed a coke addiction, it would be instant win
Forsaking her friends and loved ones all the way to the top
Selling her brother’s VF unit to finance the addiction

IKnight
Somehow I can’t quite reconcile ‘Macross’ and ‘coke addiction’ but actually, you’re very right. Ranka Winehouse.
The Frontier fleet must have some equivalent of rehab somewhere.

Hige
I’d imagine a coke addiction in the world of Macross would be a terrifying experience
It pretty much already is a coke-driven hallucination

IKnight
Heh. That’s certainly how the moment in SDF when Hikaru realises he’s been being chased by actual giants felt to me.

O Hai, 9rules

June 2nd, 2008


This is just a swift entry to announce that Hige vs. Otaku is now officially listed under 9rules anime community. The Triad are made of all sorts of win and I’m honoured to be apart of their citadel of quality. I’m also in the company of many excellent animublogs and judging by the successful candidates list, the best is yet to come.

In other news, I started my 9 to 5 job today. After falling asleep at a friend’s house while watching Deadwood tonight, my greatest fear has already been realised: I am now a tedious human being. Urgh.

Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: My Life as a King [Wii, Square-Enix]

May 24th, 2008


Nintendo’s WiiWare feels different to its competitors’ equivalents. It accomplishes the same thing – relatively small, downloadable games that cost much less than their boxed siblings – yet two of its launch titles stand out as particularly distinct from the standardised fare of so-so indie games and revamped retro titles (luckily the Virtual Console removes the need for the latter entirely). Frontier’s LostWinds, a British game that’s sending people into throes of ecstasy, and Square-Enix’s Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: My Life as a King, an unconventional contribution to the series, both offer something a bit more magical than the norm. They may well be the exception to the rule when it comes to consistent quality – god knows Nintendo no longer abide by their golden seal these days - but judged on their own merits both are excellent games.

FFCC: My Life as a King stands out because it’s the first WiiWare title released by a major third-party developer, it’s substantially longer than the other launch titles and, particularly for this blog, it’s Japanese.

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Editorial #12 – Convention Can Suck My Left One

May 18th, 2008

Tatsuyuki Tanaka's artwork is eye-porn at its sexiest. Thanks itsubun for the artbook scan!

Bateszi’s new Afterimage, a rather robust example of the recent spat of microblogging in the community, made me consider why these microblogs exist. The reason is easily presumed: convention. Bloggers, especially those who have been around for a while, feel that their main blog has a set of conventions – ones that relate to the writing style and content themselves and others that relate to the supposed expectations of outside sources (i.e. readership). These standards become all the more exacting as the blog grows in age; as they home into what’s popular, what suits them as a writer and perhaps most importantly, what fits into the perceived identity of the blog itself. These unconscious dictums at once help the blogger build a distinct character for their blog but equally stifle and repress any desire to stray from the formula.

These microblogs, then, seem to exist independently from the main blogs because they don’t fit within these prescribed conventions. But while IKnight and Owen’s microblogs are perhaps more a practical example of wanting to quickly log thoughts as they happen, Bateszi’s new blog suggests someone that feels trapped by the expectations he has of himself and what he perceives others to expect of him. The formers are a practical solution to lapses in memory (often acting as annotations for future ‘legitimate’ blog entries) while the latter seems more in turmoil over what his main blog has become and how it doesn’t necessarily suit him as a blogger anymore.

I sympathise with Bateszi. My place in the community isn’t as notable as his, so the outside pressure he may feel isn’t the same for me, but it is the same in how my self-imposed expectations have limited my methods of communication. Often I’ve read a blog that has said something in an interesting way, yet I discount it as unsuitable for my own. The reason? It just wouldn’t suit the bizarrely indistinct set of conventions I’ve made for myself over the years. I honestly have no idea where they’ve come from – perhaps a desire to maintain a level of quality in my writing – but their constraints are surprisingly acute. But why can’t a brief three line thought on a show be just as communicative as five hundred words? Sometimes saying ‘I like it because it’s awesome’ really is enough, but overcoming that nagging feeling inside that shakes its head, saying that isn’t enough, it isn’t productive, is nigh impossible.

So many times I’ve become so flustered with my inability to overcome these perceived conventions that I’ve wanted to do what Bateszi has done: start again and be free of the bullshit that doesn’t actually exist outside my head. And this is the important point: it doesn’t exist where it actually matters. If I suddenly turned this blog into a microblog that was nothing more than brief brainfarts on what I thought was interesting then my readership wouldn’t abandon me, accuse me of laziness. Some might even say its an improvement over the convoluted mess I usually churn out. Bateszi’s Afterimage is particularly comprehensive in what he reflects on, too. So much so that if he just posted those reflections on his main blog then people would receive them with the same appreciation and respect as they always have done. But the blogging identity Bateszi has formed, a product of that shaping convention, means he can’t. It’s a complete bitch and something I wholly relate to. I suppose in writing this editorial I want myself and others that feel trapped by it to be free and do whatever the hell they want. Expectations, perceived or otherwise, mean nothing when we do this for fun. Blog in a manner that suits you, that makes you happy. Fuck the rest.

Editorial #11 – Award Ceremonies Should Be Banned

May 15th, 2008


Blogging awards are funny things. They seem to mark a particular point in a community’s lifespan that suggests establishment. Establishment in the chronological sense of showing a robustness of community in supporting such ceremonies, and establishment in the sense of drawing out a canon of popularity, influence and age.

I hate them as a rule. They impose a sort of food chain that, regardless of the original egalitarian intent, feels dangerous in how it entrenches bigotries and draws very specific lines around things that are wholly subjective. Equally, they just seem so obvious and redundant. I remember in the early days of blogging when an award ceremony appeared and Kottke swept the decks. It’s not hard to imagine the resounding NO SHIT SHERLOCK that immerged from the lips of those who read the results - like it’s no surprise that exactly the same thing happened with Anime Bog Awards’ nominations and what’s happening with its results.

I don’t mean to attack the ABAs particularly – it has a number of good qualities that, if they existed independently from the back patting, I’d wholly support. I’m just worried about what it will do to a community that I’ve loved because of its nebulous existence – because people have had their own favourites without any particular authority to validate or deny them. There’s nothing wrong with recognising bloggers who occupy important roles in the community, but I can’t see the point of overtly awarding them for something that is expressed through other, healthier means. We all know who is important in this community; the influential are explicit by their nature of being, yknow, influential. As are the humorous and the thought-provoking. I know who influenced me, I know who gets me thinking and makes me laugh. Surely these personal things are so subjective that to canonise them is to dilute their meaning completely?

It’s all very doom and gloom to say this, I know, but the ABAs do have elements I love. Ideally if it was just concerned with awarding new blogs then I’d be enthused to the point of irritating. And the ABA is commendable in how it gets new blogs some attention. I just fail to see why categories like Most Influential etc need to exist when their participants speak for themselves. Do we really need to know who is Most Most Influential? Don’t we all know, in a general sense, that Hop Step Jump, Memento et al are the reason for the existence of most current blogs? Their recognition is implicit through practice – in the way they spur others to start their own blogs - which feels the ultimate form of community building to me. My biggest fear is that by standardising their position with a shiny gold badge it alienates the potential influence of other blogs and the different approaches they present.

My main point, then, is that award ceremonies compromise the natural growth that keeps a community healthy. It’s funny that Impz, one of the core responsible for the ABAs, also produced the best alternative to it: a nostalgic snapshot of our history. Because fundamentally this is all the inaugural Anime Blog Awards will be: a history lesson and statement of the bleeding obvious.

Kaiba – Japanese Grannies are Hardcore [Ep. 4]

May 14th, 2008


First, props are due to the wealth of coverage Kaiba is getting in the ‘sphere lately. Not only is the attention surprising (though wholly deserved) but impressive, too. This is why left-field anime shouldn’t be feared; it’s not out to rape your mind and make you feel stupid (like Mike Tyson with a First from Cambridge). It makes beautiful and intelligent things happen.

So, seeing as I’m hopelessly slow with my coverage of the show, I’m going to use Mike and itsubun’s recent postings on this episode as points of reference. Both consider different elements while tapping into the general consensus well, and direct acknowledgment avoids any shifty acts of plagiarism. I guess those coat tails are just little too inviting when you’re slow on the uptake.

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Kaiba – I Am a Pretentious Wank; Sorry About That [Ep. 3]

May 12th, 2008


Kaiba’s third episode is testament to the strength of the show’s core themes and ideas. Chroniko’s story of naive devotion to her aunt-cum-adoptive-mother and the subsequent betrayal of this devotion is startlingly affective considering its brevity. It drives home the disposability of physical bodies in the universe of Kaiba and subsequently how this disposability has royally fucked its value system – all within a very short but intensely moving story arc.

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Cheerio, Shigofumi [Eps. 4 - 12]

May 6th, 2008


Shigofumi seemed like a show at odds with itself. Like its protagonist Fumika, it had two personalities – one of candid introspection and one of flamboyant, often clumsy, extroversion. Its introspection offered many moving insights into Japanese adolescence, yet it played them out through such jarring melodrama that often felt awkward and difficult to relate to. JC Staff and their writers obviously had interesting things to say in their analysis of Japanese school life, and sometimes they succeeded when due subtly was employed, yet they constantly botched it with paper-thin characterisation and messy storytelling.

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